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5:01am August 1, 2014

“It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.”

— The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams (via q-uo-te)
4:12am August 1, 2014
  • Baby: w..w...w-
  • Parent: Where? Are you trying to say where?
  • Baby: Warframe.
3:57am August 1, 2014
timothydelaghetto:

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

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timothydelaghetto:

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

Yo, it’s CRAZY how I was just joking around with Rick today about how scary it would be to come across really buff aggressive gay dudes that wanted to force buttsex on us, then I said, “FUCK! GIRLS GO THROUGH THAT LIKE EVERY DAY!”

3:57am August 1, 2014

pussylipgloss:

you’re a girl and yes I called u cute I meant it full homo I don’t half ass anything

3:57am August 1, 2014

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

3:55am August 1, 2014

icecreamhelicopter:

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2:39am August 1, 2014

entwife-incognito:

naveplanetexpress:

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So entirely cool. :D

2:38am August 1, 2014

“Pornography tells lies about women. But pornography tells the truth about men.”

— John Stoltenberg  (via youhauntyourbagofbones)
2:38am August 1, 2014
coleyworld:

An infinite stream of cats is just what you need right meow

coleyworld:

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2:17am August 1, 2014